Tuesday, August 31, 2004

Shrek 2

I had the fortune of working at a movie theatre while the first movie was out. This enabled me to watch the original a number of times on the big screen. Since then I've seen the original a half dozen times or so on DVD. Needles to say, I am a fan of the original, and I was not disappointed by the sequel. There's always something to say about a film that is able to engage both the adult and the child on separate and sympathetic levels. Of course, having an engaging story, lovable characters, and great internal chemistry also help make a movie great. These are the qualities that Shrek had, making it, rightfully, one of the best movies of 2001. Shrek 2 manages to hold on to the majority of these qualities becoming a very worthy sequel. One of the things I found interesting was how the film makers spent virtually no time re-establishing character identities. I guess when your first movie was the biggest draw of the year that's a luxury you can afford. Because it is such a great movie, I'm not going to cover any particulars of the jokes and just leave it that you should all go see it yourselves, though I will say this: I want my own giant gingerbread man.

Total: 99

The Stepford Wives

Frank Oz does not live on the planet earth. He lives in some other realm of which our kind are only privy to heavily censored home videos. Michael Gondry and Quinten Tarentino are present as well.
This movie is very, very funny at moments. There are several jokes that are well worth laughing aloud at, though I look back and I think that the three of us who went together were the only ones who actually got a lot of the jokes, as I don't remember hearing other people laughing. Maybe we were just too loud. as a whole, there are some rather large plot holes, like they were never entirely sure what their mythos was going to be: were the women being replaced with robots, or is it neo-brainwashing. Eventually they say it's chips that make them act like robots, but they show us the unfinished homunculus of Nicole Kidman, Bette Midler holds her hand on a lit gas stove for several seconds, and a woman shoots sparks out of her ears near the beginning. Whatever. The quick, snappy jokes and the chemistry between our underdogs is more than enough entertainment for a rental or second run theatre.

Total: 98

Monday, August 30, 2004

Charly

An adaptation of Jack Wyland's book of the same name, this is a first class tear-jerker that is best watched after you've had your heart broken. You'll feel much better aobut your own situation afterwards. Aimed principally at a Mormon audience, it manages to separate itself from the ranks of "Single's Ward" and "The RM" by using the sub-culture as a backdrop and texture rather than a punchline. Except for one scene, which I absolutely loved for it's timing and truism, where Charly, while sitting in a class where the topic of the day is "Strengthening your marriage," adds "Sam and I like to make love" to a list containing "gardening" and "going for walks." It's only funny if you understand that alot of Mormons are so shy about sexuality that it's uncomfortable to speak about even in appropriate terms.
Still, in spit of how well it caters to its target audience, I would recommend this for anyone looking for a good evening of life-affirming tears.

Total: 97

Cheaper By The Dozen

Another offering from the bus, I was plesantly surprised by this piece about the joy of family in an age of only-children. Steve Martin plays the character he has come to be best known as, the stressed out dad, and does as good a job as ever. There are some actual laugh-out-loud moments in this one, especially a tongue in cheek scene where Ashton Kutcher explains to his girlfriend that his face is the reason why he gets jobs (he's a model/actor) "I'm not a very good actor. I'm man enough to admit that. This (circles his face) this is what gets the jobs."

Total: 96

Parlez Moi D'Amor

Very modern French, there is no real ending to this movie.
A husband and wife have been at odds with each other for years, she finally asks him to move out. Most of the movie after this point focuses on insular conversations between them and other people.
It's been a few weeks since I actually watched it, so I don't remember what I wanted to say about it.

Total: 95

Sunday, August 29, 2004

Farenheit 9/11

Here's a movie that alot of people are rapidly becoming unsure of what to do with. Is the Bush administration whacked? Yes. Is Michael Moore a pompous prick? Yes. Is the current state of the world beyond the digestion of any human being? Yes. Are these subjects so large and complex that it would take years to figure out even if everyone involved just stopped what they werte doing and waited for the judgement call, just like a disputed play in the game of football? Yes. So what do we take out of a movie that clames to have all the answers? Depends on who you are. I have some problems with this movie, largely its double-talk. Moore is not trying to make an expose, or sort out the truth of the past four years as he's just trying to convince people to not vote for Bush in November.
In general, my qualms with this movie, and its double-talk, stem from Moore's style of film making. He's a big fan of presenting information in a way where people will draw false conclusions, and covering his own tracks with the "I never said it meant that" line. We, as people, take information in in a largely sequential manner, then sort it out later based on things like pattern recognition and past experience. We sort out random divergant topics from each other by their lack of relationship. For example, I say "I'm going to the store. It's raining outside." Our minds will take those two pieces of information, process them sequentially, then realize that they're not really connected ideas. Or we'll get confused and wonder why the rain would make someone want to go to the store. Or I say "I like the taste of watermelon. I'm going to the store." You'll likely assume I'm on my way out to get some watermelon. If I come back without watermelon, you'll wonder what I was talking about. Here's the catch: I've done nothing to expressly admit a relationship between watermelon and the store, aside from juxtaposing those two ideas. I have not bound the two clauses together with a "because." We tend to fill that in on our own. Moore uses this in a visual sense. He places ideas and video clips next to each other, related or not, specifically because they will create a certain picture. For example, Moore makes a comment about Bush's priorities and competancy, then places next to that home video shots of Bush on the ranch sharing a story with his friends and family about the dogs chasing an armadillo. Some people see these clips and think "Wow, Bush doesn't care about being president" and others are like "what does that have to do with anything?"
Aside from the anachronistic timelines and manufactured information flow, he also cites some bizzar references. My personal favorite for "what does this have to do with anything" is when Moore crashes bridge night at the local community centre and interviews an eighty year old lady. I do recognize the value of the indivindual opinion, but the woman is not exactly privy to information that would shed more light on the situation than Fox News.
Lastly, at least as far as I'm going to mention of Moore's filmmaking policy, is his addiction to wandering the streets of Flint Michigan as if his home town is the nexus point for all bad things. This is indicative of one of Moore's biggest motives: he wants to be the star of the show. In my mind there was very little in the movie that was actually about uncovering the truth of the past four years, or of making sense of reality, regardless of wether or not we like it, and alot of Michal Moore "interviewing" himself (presenting the answers he would give to the questions he wants people to ask him.) He wants people to flock to his opinions and vote his way.
That said, jsut because Michael Moore is heavily biased to the point of nonsense, that doesn't mean his points are foundationless. He brings up topics that need to be discussed, that our civilization will have to find the answers to if it is to live with its past. it's unfortunate that he doesn't bring any answers to the table aside from name calling and slander. I think the greatest indication of his reputation was displayed when he tried to get congressmen to enlist their children. Most refused to talk to him. Is this because of a guilty conscience, or is it because they know that being interviwed by Moore means being placed in the worst light possible? Funny, congress was his martyr at the beginning of the movie, now they're his kicking toy.

Total: 94

Sunday, August 15, 2004

Control Room

I'm starting to believe that the documantary and semi-documentary editorial movies are going to entrench themselves as a staple film genre within the next few years. This is quite firmly a documentary,a dn quite an effective one at that. The most poignant moment (not neccisarely most potent) is when a US officer comments about how upset he felt seeing images of dead US soldiers and US POWs, then realizing that he didn't feel the same way the night before when the same station had shown pictures of dead Iraqis.

Total: 93

House of Wax (in 3-D)

Finally made it to Toronto, the neighborhood cinema is (was) having a 3-D revival of sorts. Vincent Price kills people then covers them in wax. He scares me. Plus, as it was in 3-D, there's the obligatory ingratiating moments where they do stuff, typically breaking the fourth wall, to exploit the imaginary third dimension, like having a guy with paddle balls advertise for the house of wax by paddling his balls at the camera. It was still a ton of fun.

Total: 92

The Tuxedo

Worst Jackie Chan movie ever. The stunts aren't that good, and having them be the fault of some super-suit ruins the thrill of human achivement, kinda like watching the pole vault if they had jet packs. Plus Jennifer Love Hewitt (two of her movies in the same day) has a really really irritating character. You wonder how these people got to be spies int he first place, they're so inept. The movie takes its story too seriously to be a good spy comedy, and too goofy to be a good spy action movie. Too much nothing. I was also tired of watching movies on a screen the size of a postage stamp.

Total: 91

13 Going on 30

I don't typically watch movies liek this, but I was trapped, literally, on the bus with nothing else to do. I suppose it could have been alot worse of a movie, but it was still pretty typical all-around. If you've seen one girly relationship comedy in the past five-ten years, you've already seen this movie. IT is nice, however, that her true love isn't some chisseledpin-up. I guess it did one thing different.

Total: 90

Secret Window

Another bus viewing, Johnny Depp is a writer who kills people. Sorry I gave away the ending. It's okay, but you won't cry if you miss it. I liked it more while I was watching it than I do in retrospect.

Total: 89

Garfield

This, as well as a number of th eposts that follow, were all seen while riding the bus from Calgary to Winnipeg. I was actually quite plesantly surprised by this one. Bill Murray brings just the right character to Garfield to make him enjoyably self-centered without becoming irrtatingly smug. One of the other things that I enjoyed was that the relationship between Jon and Liz is completely different from the comics. Jon is not a worthless loser, just a guy who's a little shy to ask a girl out, and Liz actually likes him too. The romance is a far better relationship to watch for two hours than watching Jon get shut down every pass. The over-all story isn't that orriginal, but it carries through.

Total: 88

Sunday, August 08, 2004

Napoleon Dynamite

I have to say that watching this is a bit of an odd affair. The actors are generally obviously amateurs, the editing and script are a little lose, and the story is vague, but something about it is rather charming, and you fall in love with the characters. Maybe it's watching Pedro advance his political career by hanging up pinatas of the competition, or watching Napoleon correctly identify the pollutants in different samples of milk, or maybe it's seeing the characters grow up, just a tiny bit, during the hour and a half that you're with them.
As has been consistently, and belabouredly, mentioned in just about every other review or treatment of this film, Napoleon is so socially inept that he doesn't even realize how big of a geek he is. But the big difference here, as opposed to most other teen comedies, is that it doesn't make him vulnerable as a person. Plus, he has redeeming qualities that he isn't even aware redeem him. Like his suit. The idea is that it's hideous, but his suit is, at the same time and in the same nature, so tight that I couldn't help but envy him.

Total: 87

Tuesday, August 03, 2004

Mean Girls

We've been intending on seeing this movie for several months now. I'm glad that we were finally able to, because it's pretty funny. While not some high pinnacle of film-making, it stands a good bit above the rest of the teen-genre with a sharp script, jokes that are actually funny without involving bodily fluids, and a good cast. The pace for the movie is set pretty early when Ms. Norbury (Tina Fey) spills coffee on her front, starts taking her sweater off, pulling her shirt up as well, right as the principle, Mr. Duvall (Tim Meadows), walks in. He makes a comment and she just says to Cady (Lohan) "My t-shirt is stuck to my sweater isn't it?" The conversation follows.
"So, how was your summer?"
"I got divorced."
"My carpel tunnel came back."
"I win."
"Yes, yes you do. If there's anything that you ever need help with..."
"Could you ask me again at a time when my shirt isn't see-through?"

Add on top of the dialogue the fact that they actually had the audacity to hit a character with a bus.

Total: 86

Sunday, August 01, 2004

Along Came Polly

It's somewhere in between. It has alot of really funny moments, but also a bunch of plot devices and character traits that are a little superfluous, or just don't jiive in the way that I think the creators were intending.
I also think that Lisa should have been eaten by a shark.

Total: 85

Princess Mononoke

I first saw this movie years ago at the rattiest theatre in town. even though it was the English dubbed version, it immediatly shot to the top of my favorite movies list. I saw it one more time in that trashy theatre, then rented it twice when it came out on video, aswell in English. I got the DVD that year for Christmas (at least, I believe it was that year) and we watched it as a family in English. So, before I saw the orroiginal Japanese with subtitles, I'd already seen the movie five times. Then I watched the orriginal, and the amazing English dub immediatly seemed trite and insignificant.
Dreamworks, in their interpretation of Miyazaki's script, added a few lines and altered some conversations, I suppose to make the characters, pacing, and dialogue more identifyable to a Western audience. These changes are, really, minor infractions as far as the scheme of dubbing sins goes. Added to that is the fact that Dreamworks can attract a lot of talent to their projects, they were able to assemble an excelent voice cast. Their Ashitaka loses some of his "mature before his time" personality, and Gillian Anderson is too identifyable as Scully to make Moro believable, but I don't really enjoy the male doing the voice in the Japanese, either, so it's a wash. Minnie Driver as Lady Eiboshi is actually a better voice, in my opinion, for the character giving her a sort of real-world do-it-yourself wisdom, but at the same time conveying an understanding of the burden of doing good. An that really is the theme at the heart of Princess Mononoke: the dichotomy of perspective. All these characters are doing what they feel is right, or at least in their best interest. Some, like Jiko, don't care a bout fight or wrong, just about staying alive and doing what's best for them; others are very concenred with right and wrong, but enforce their own opinion to the point of violence. It is a balance that we must find; a harmony.
I noticed on this viewing that the core character motivation is pointed out by one of the lepers, but this piece of dialogue is almost entirely changed in the english. He says: "The world is cursed. People are cursed. but still we wish to live."
Amazing.

Total: 84